The Patrick Star Show

S03E03 Chopping Spree

Pat the Hapless embarks on a brutal errand to the local shopping mall. Armed with a crumpled list and zero survival instincts, he wades through stampedes of bargain hunters and dodges aggressive perfume sprayers. From a malfunctioning food court escalator to a near-fatal encounter with a rogue shopping cart, Pat’s simple trip becomes a savage test of endurance. By the time he reaches the checkout, he’s battle-weary, broke, and questioning whether civilization was ever truly civilized.